10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.