10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.