10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris