10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez