10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]