10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.