10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha