10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.