10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.