10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- It's Free To Fold...
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'