10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."