10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)