10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have