10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury