10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fold and live to fold again