10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.