10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway