10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.