10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."