10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com