10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for loners.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
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