10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs