10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.