10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...