10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed