10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.