10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Why not, when some because there are three.