10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.