10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi