10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."