10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!