10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --