10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.