10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!