10 Random Poker Quotes

How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Why not, when some because there are three.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe