10 Random Poker Quotes
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger