10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die