10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus