10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"