10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger