10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe