10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com