10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier