10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.