10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus