10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown