10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977