10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.