10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is for loners.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.