10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..